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Are You Walking Around With Dirty Anus? A Guide To Good Butt Hygiene

Talking about good butt hygiene is a taboo in our society, and we need to change it as millions of people walk around with dirty anuses every day. Individuals need to understand that wiping with dry toilet paper doesn’t equivalent to cleaning. You wouldn’t shower with a dry towel; why do you think that dry toilet paper cleans you? Look at it this way: You were eating melted chocolate, and now your face and hands are dirty with melted chocolate. Would you use just dry paper to clean your face and hands or would you wash also?

But beside this, why is good butt hygiene important?

  1. Reduces risks of spreading E.coli and other bacteria to intimate area. It is estimated that 60 to 70% of women will experience at least one episode of urinary tract infection (UTI) during their lifetime. UTI is caused by bacteria that come from the perineum and anal area.
  2. Keeps the underwear clean. If you work out or live in a humid environment, then your sweat flows down your spine and spreads the shit and bacteria to your underwear and thighs.
  3. Bad personal hygiene is number 1 turn off for both sexes.

In history, people used to have a moisturizing component like water + soap or water and oil for cleaning and used paper for drying. Dry toilet paper became popular during world wars as water was scarce in trenches and front line. Recently people in western societies have started to realize that using just paper is bad hygiene. This has brought a surge of adults who are using baby wipes to clean themselves. Wet wipes do the job, but unfortunately cause a lot of problems for the environment (killing marine life, littering beaches) and wrecking sewers all over the world and are also quite expensive to use daily. In 2015 The Guardian called the wet wipes the biggest villain of the year, and from that point, the situation only has gotten worst. Nowadays there are legal cases in US and UK to ban the selling of flushable wet wipes as experts say they are not flushable.

What are the options:

  1. Taking a full body shower. An excellent option that we recommend if you have time and option to use it after taking number 2. It is advised to use soap to wash and a special cream also afterward as water alone doesn’t clean and dries the skin.
  2. Bidet: A good option if full body shower is not possible. It is advised to use soap to wash and a special cream also afterward as water alone doesn’t clean and also dries the skin.
  3. Wet Wipes: Does the job, but please help to keep the environment and marine life alive and throw the dirty wet wipe to the trash bin and not into the toilet. Read more: Are flushable wet wipes flushable?
  4. Gel Wipe: If you don’t want to take a shower every time or are traveling or hiking, then it’s a perfect solution. It cleans and disinfects thanks to the small amount of pure alcohol in it and there’s also a bit of panthenol to moisturize and soothes skin. It can also be used on children under age of 3 as an alternative to baby wipes.
  5. Use just dry toilet paper: A good option if you don’t care about hygiene and walking around with dirty anus is fine for you.

You can purchase Gel Wipe from pharmacies in Northern Europe or Amazon UK , Amazon Germany, Amazon France, Amazon Australia & Amazon US.

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17 responses to “Are You Walking Around With Dirty Anus? A Guide To Good Butt Hygiene

  1. Right on you are so RIGHT! Now imagine being a massage therapist massaging butts smelling the nasty odor! People please for the love of God wash your butts! I’m sick of this! I tell my clients have a shower before the massage! Apparently some men don’t understand my message. I’ll call them on it and bring them a hot washcloth loaded with suds! No joke! I will embarrass you! Wash that butt please!

  2. I prefer the “Alabama Wet Wipe”, which is you spit on some dry toilet paper, spread the spit around on your anus after first wiping as much off as you could with plain dry. Lety the spit sit 15-30 seconds, then wipe off. The enzeymes and bacteria in saliva will start breaking the nasties from your anus down.

  3. Replying to Melissa….guys are disgusting vile creatures and always stink like chit especially the fat ones lol

  4. I recently hooked up with a guy that had horrible butt hygiene,it was the worst experience of my life

  5. i think the only good thing about muslim countries is washing except dry cleaning
    we can say at least we have cleaner ass

    1. I can confirm. Also certain demographics/groups of women are FAR worse than others. I call it S.B.B = Stank Booty B!#ches.

  6. @Me and @Melisa
    Hey! Your and other female butts stink exacly the same way. If men must wash their butt, they do this! For sure, if you massage other female, you can feel exacly that stink. You won’t say that truth is different. Females don’t wash their butts too and you could smell this if you ever touch girl back part of body. So don’t write something stupid about Males, because you are exacly the same, for sure you lie, if you say other things. Your butts stink too!

  7. Agreed that most people don’t like the dirty ass smell but not everyone.

    I had an experience while getting a massage where the therapist definitely liked it. I had been to the same place a few times and always showed before, but on this day, I was running late. When I told the therapist, she said something like “that’s ok, so have you been working all day”. When she let me into the change room, after checking for something I was surprised to discover there was no disposable underwear. that was a problem because the underwear I was wearing were not very clean. I contemplated making an excuse and leaving but didn’t.

    Everything seemed normal until she pulled my underwear down. Instead of moving them down a little like they usually do she pulled them much further down, then adjusted them by pulling them away from my crotch. When she was massaging me, she not only got much closer to those party of my body than normal she touched them. The other thing she did was continually lean down and smell me. At first, I thought it was my imagination, but I could literally feel her breathing in as she did. After she finished and gave me the usual glass of water and said something I will never forget. “I hope you enjoyed your massage. By the way you don’t have to bother having a shower before you come, that doesn’t bother me at all, but that’s just me”. As I finished my drink of water she looked in a draw then handed me disposable underwear then said “if you want you can put theses on when you get changed back into your clothes” then after a short pause and in a nervous voice she said. “you can just leave the underwear your wearing in the changeroom if you want”. When we got the change room she said “remember my name is B*****a, just ask for me next time you book”

  8. It is so important to really clean your anus on a daily basis . I know someone who didn,t and was advised by a friend that he stinks . He is now obsessed with cleaning his anus and now feels that he is born again, and feels embarrassed about his past wish he started washing his anus from a early age.

  9. I think best is to dry tp then use wet tp then a bit of soap on the tp to finish up. Just make sure you use a lot of the soap to clean your hands so it’ll be good for the next person,basically clean the soap off..And Melissa up top…why point out just men men? c,mon women arent always squeaky clean there either…and women snore just as much!! had to get that in.

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